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Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Beard

A graphic with 'I'm Growing a Fucking Beard' in bold sans-serif capitals with a rough brush beard stroke below.

What Montana sent me.

Watch out Montana. If you come to visit with one of these either the airport border personnel or me will shoot you depending on who you SP-OO-K the most. Jimmy’s no xenophobe but you gotta admit that beards itch like hell and he’d be PUTTING YOU OUT of your misery! JIMMY BOSS OUT!!!

Commentary for Beard

1 On 2008.06.24 at 22:49 GMT thus spake Montana:

I’ve been itching this FUCKING thing all day! I’m going to grow it thick and long and get paid to let WISE GUYS hide in it for a while… just until things have BLOWN over.

2 On 2008.06.25 at 07:59 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

OOOO… Wait until you get to Mediterranea HQ… Temperature is high and rising here, and your TUFT of facial hair might cause you some DIS-COM-FORT.

Thanks for thought about hiding anyways—though Jimmy is not hiding from nobody!! Always good to have another SAFE HOUSE just in case WISECRACKERS come ‘round packing HEAT like Italica’s MIDDAY SUN in SUMMER.