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Friday, 20 June 2008

JimmyBoss.com Introduction

Welcome to JimmyBoss.com. I’m Jimmy, and I’m The Boss!! You are here. If shit hits fan watch out and hang on, but don’t go into panic—the situation will resolve itself and things will be normalico. But maybe normalico is not a good thing, especially if you’re not doing what you want with your life.

You NEED TO BE A BOSS.

If shit doesn’t hit the fan, then just take it cool, and BE YOUR BOSS. Jimmy will be talking about all this and more here. Stop by often, especially if you’re in a FUCKING office (and you don’t want to be). Jimmy’s been there and he understands. He’s gonna help you GET OUT, if you want to.

This is also for Frankie, for Charlie, for Jez, for Nick T., for Jimbo, for Sully, for BKG, for Montana, for JRB, for KJT, for Ambra, for Crowbar, for Toninho, for Ally L., for Mario, for P. Leopoldo, for Vinciguerra, for Donnie, for the Non-Looking Swede, for Kassun The Unexpected aka Billy Law, for Powder Keg, for IC Rastaman, for Benny, for Pixel Princess, for Mãe, Dad and Beto and for all the other names I’m too lazy to type right now.

Gotta take it easy. Not going to get a heart attack here. If you’re angry that I didn’t put in your name, send me a note and I’ll take care of it.

Jimmy Boss welcomes you, thanks you, and is out.

Commentary for JimmyBoss.com Introduction

1 On 2008.06.20 at 16:47 GMT thus spake Montana:

HEY, I AM THE BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS! AND I’M FUCKINANGRY at ‘SHIT’.

2 On 2008.06.20 at 17:49 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

Montana,
Be ice cool.
Don’t get all nervous on me now.
It’s already too hot down here in the IT-AL-IC PEN-IN-SU-LA.

I’m gonna see you soon. We can have a conversation. Some Dragoons. Some VINO ROSSO and a CARBONARA or three. How’s the wife? Tell her Jimmy’s says hi.

3 On 2008.06.20 at 20:13 GMT thus spake Vinciguerra:

AWWWEEE what the fuck is this!! VINCIGUERRA doesn’t like punk bitches say his name in VAIN! EVERYBODY better be acting UP or the’ll be FUCKIN BLOOD BATH!

V-Out

4 On 2008.06.20 at 21:09 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

OOOOOOOOOO!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIHHH!!!! VINCIGUERROOOOO!!!!!! This be JIMMY DA BOSS speaking out with much love to all FAMIGLIAAA!!! I’m looking forward to CRASHING OUT with WARWINNER tomorrow!! ROGER THAT REGARDING ACTING UP. I need some FUCKING SUPPORT heaaarrr!!!

5 On 2008.06.21 at 06:43 GMT thus spake Charlie:

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, what the fuck is this? I no longer have a say in this famiglia? Please, tell me, did I not tell you 10 fucking times not to mention my name till the matarazzi fuckers settle down???
Jimmy, do I need to come and fix your shit?

6 On 2008.06.21 at 09:35 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

OOOO!!! CHARLAAAY!! What the fuck is this?! What the FUCK is THIS?!? THIS, is THIS!! Jimmy wanted to get the family talking again. To get things BACK on the MAP. And Jimmy thought to himself: Hey! The best way to do it is to go fucking public. No more hiding from FUCKING FEDERAL AGENTS. YOU HEAR ME O’FRIEL?!?!!? The Organization doesn’t have any RATS hiding among the scum of the streets. The Organization is EMB-RA-CING the internet, and engaging peoples FULL FORCE.

No time for Shenanigans Charlie. It’s good to hear your voice, even DIGITALLY. When are you coming to Italic Peninsula HQ? Tell Frankie to stop HIDING behind a FAKE email address. And MONTANA, that goes to you, too. Anyways, all my love to you and family Charlie!

7 On 2008.06.21 at 16:50 GMT thus spake Mario:

Hey Jimmy,
This is great dude. Be ice cool!!! You are right: we are all bosses of our own destinies. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! take it nice.

8 On 2008.06.21 at 18:51 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

MARIOOOOOOOOO!!! Awesomic destiny you taught me so much man—still gotta go on outta body flights but Jimmy’s getting there!!! Miss you and the PLAY-GROUND. Jimmy’s out to Roma tonight for longest night in year…more to come tomorrow! Un BACIONE!!! Keep in charge BOSS MARIO!!!