Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Stepping On Shit
Today when Jimmy got out of bed he walked to the bathroom and stepped on a PILE OF SHIT. It wasn’t nice. A cat that looked like another cat Jimmy’s folks have got into their house. He has an injured ear and needed help so Jimmy’s folks and Jimmy had taken him to the vet and he had spent the night in their house recovering.
He’s a street cat. And he SHAT on the carpet in the bathroom. But the SHIT was similar in color to that of the carpet and Jimmy didn’t fucking see it.
While Jimmy was cleaning up the FUCKING MESS it occurred to him that stepping on shit and the associated clean-up says some things about human behaviour. Jimmy thought that generally humans are not very good at planning ahead, and if something isn’t dirtying their feet, they keep on walking without worrying about shit. But when they step on shit, oh, they get STRAIGHT TO WORK on CLEANING UP THE MESS.
Maybe people need to step on shit more often to clean shit up, if you know what I mean.
Jimmy’s going to have his FUCKING COFFEE now, and extends his wishes of a GOOD MORNING to you.
Commentary for Stepping On Shit
1 On 2008.07.10 at 19:46 GMT thus spake Charlie:
Charlie’s cat left a pile of crap right next to Charlie’s head once. Charlie woke up in the middle of the night and was very pissed! Charlie’s cloths smelled like cat shit. Charlie’s cat almost did not make it to see another morning, but Charlie decided to give the piece of shit cat of his another chance. Unlike Jimmy, Charlie did not clean up the mess. Charlie’s wife did!