The metro wasn’t running and we needed to take the free shuttle bus instead. We sat near a large woman next to a small boy and listened.
Whatchyou talkin’ ‘bout the end o’ the world’? It be just a storm, not the end o’ the world! Who been givin’ you ideas ‘bout the a-po-ca-lypse anyway?! You wake up in the morning (snap) — happy. You go outside for a walk (snap) — happy.