Monday, 5 October 2009
Fucking Gurus
It goes like this: Someone reads some GURU shit online or in a 10 Steps to Get a Life ‘book’. Then, after a little while, they’re a GURU themselves squirting the same crap with rose-scented artificial web 2.0 odor which smells good to more impressionable future GURUS. These so-called GURUS then excrete more of the GURU shit from their blog-shitfactories, which continue to blacken online sky.
GURU-META-GURU- recursive DEATH CYCLE.
Don’t be a fucking GURU.
Be fucking you.
JB out!
Commentary for Fucking Gurus
1 On 2009.10.05 at 21:34 GMT thus spake Stone Le Roq:
Sounds like you have a lot of pent up aggression there guy. In my ’11.5 Steps To a Calm Aura’ E-Book PDF (which you can pick up for the tidy sum of $99.99) I talk about different techniques for cleansing our souls from anger-talk. Check it out at: www.DooshbagLifeGuru.com/ChangeYourLifeAura.pdf