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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

No, I Don't Want to Fucking Follow You

If you insist on providing me with a fucking link on your website to fucking follow you on fucking Twitter or on any fucking ‘place’, please write something original. Get rid of the fucking ‘Feedback‘ links down the side of the screen, too. It will improve my satisfaction when visiting your fucking site.

Don’t fucking follow.

Eschew cliché.

Jimmy.

Commentary for No, I Don't Want to Fucking Follow You

1 On 2010.03.05 at 21:50 GMT thus spake Justin Bieber:

Who the fuck do you think you are man?! I see that no one is following you on your fucking site fucking moron! You’re just a fucking no-life with a fucking fuck-face and you try to suck our fucking attention. YOu think you’re a fucking BOSS well, i’m gonna tell’ yah : You’re a fucking loser! Get a fucking life and get alive! I’m fucking pitty for ya doh!

2 On 2010.03.13 at 07:06 GMT thus spake Jimmy Boss:

Mr. Bieber, remain calm. Jimmy’s on vacation and your tone is not compatible with the beach.

Jimmy will begin writing again when back.

Until that point in time, please take a COUPLE EXTRA relax pills from your medicine cabinet and try not to stay on JimmyBoss.com (or in front of computers) too long.

Jimmy (on the beach).